thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos, via romanreversed)

"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via fuckyesmad)

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lescuddle:

gets—harder:

when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning

(via motherfcukahjones)

mini-bunnie:

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via hom0sexualunicorn)

"Fuck her until she cums, after that continue to fuck her."

Anonymous (via dogbitedog)

don’t stop til she makes you. 

(via giveit-time) somethingyoudbegoodat I still can’t get over this one (via toughestkidontheplayground)

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